Geopolitics for Ducks: Maps, Oil and Windmills
Here’s Finn the Duck, your fluffy yellow ace reporter, keeping it short, sharp and grown-up.
Finn waddles into frame, tilts his tiny reporter’s hat and quacks with a smirk:
“Geopolitics. Sounds fancy, but it’s dead simple: Where you are on the map forces your hand.
Mountains, oceans, oil, windmills, ports — they’re the real bosses.
Saudi Arabia has oil? Everyone plays nice.
Taiwan has the chips? Everyone tiptoes.
Russia has no natural wall on its west? They obsess over buffer zones.
Netherlands at the mouth of the Rhine? We just open the door and collect tolls.
Geopolitics isn’t about ideals. It’s about what the planet’s layout makes you do to survive, trade or dominate.
The world’s a chessboard. Geography moves the pieces.
Stay curious. Stay human. 🦆✨”
